Vampire Foodies

It's funny to think that people are food for vampires.  What happens when vamps get all foodie on the human race.  How will I rate?  I feel like my blood is probably good blood.  But that's from a non-vamp perspective.  What's also funny is that vamps aren't immortal by Ronald McDonald standards.  I did hear a funny joke on the radio:  If you have a pear shaped body, you shouldn't wear pear colored clothes.  This is also true if you are parsnip or veal shaped.