Please Please Pleeeeeaase

I believe it's magic. If you ever want to hear the best song in any movie soundtrack you should download Please Please Please by the ghostbusters. It's awesomastic! I was at work today and I was bored almost to the point of thinking about teenypop music. How embarrastic. So how's everybody been doing? I'm doing well. Frumix is also doing well. Smeagol is weird and likes weird stuff. Oh Smeegz, I'm just "joking". Get it? I have a joke: Why did the Smeagol cross the road? To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Me neither. I get the Sacramento Bee. But I also get the chinese newspaper only it's in Korean with Japanese subtitles. Ashlee Simpson and her stupid cohort that idiot canuck the other girl, these 2 idiots aren't hardcore. They aren't punk. They aren't rockers. Their music isn't rock or punk or darkwave or tribal or house or new age or fusion or metal. It's pop. It's just pop music made to look hard. They are freaking poptarts who prositutionalize themselves to the RIAA. And the RIAA is interested. It looks like those 2 clown girls did it again. What a bunch of clowns. Lose the spoon! I mean, lose the crappy pop music! Usher RULZ!

Blogably

Everyone knows that I make the best new words. Blogably is the word you use when you want to tell someone that you are "probably going to blog". You don't have to be rich, just smart.

Anyway, by now everyone knows what I already have known and that is that Ashleeton Smint is a hack. A no-talent, prefab, idiot hack. I've been saying it four years at least. Here something that i'd like to say. My typing skillz have gone down the proverbial garbage disposal. I can feel my fingers getting thicker everyday due to lack of mousercize. Speaking of mouces, have you seen Hamtaro and the Ham Ham's? I wish I had a group of magic rodents to do my bidding and exact vengeance upon my enemies.

In other news, I have a job. In other news, I'm pretty happy about it. It's not in games, but you know what they say: Sometimes, you can't have everything you want.

Ashlle Simpson has her songs baked right into her crusty brain! But since it's surrounded by all the layers upon layers of cheesy pasta, she couldn't remember the song and so had to cue up the track in the magic speakers. What a stupid girl. She needs to go back to school. The school of hard knocks for stupid idiots.

This goes out to all my freaks!

Yo yo yo. I was watching the moving picture box last night and guess what was on? That's right, America's Next Top Model. It was whiggity-whack ATTACK! A girl got elimated because the only thing that the panel of idio-judges could think of was that "She doesn't act like she wants to be here." It was so dumb. But that show is off 'da hook!

In other news, ANTM has style baked right in! I was watching Lost, the show that I told everyone about and introduced to Smeagol, and I've already figured out the plot. What happens is that a plane crash lands on a mysterious isle, and they have all sorts of crazy madcap adventures and make coconut bombs.

The Re-Glorious return to Blogging

Sweetbees! I have so much to blalk about that I can't even contain it. It's coming out of my nose right this very second! In other news, I worked today for the first time in 5 weeks. Was it a fun job? No. Was it a good job? No. Was it a job? Yes. And for that, I'm thankful.

Here's something that is stupid on TV. Stuff that is "baked right in". Doesn't that just mean that's it part of the ingriedients? For instance, "With Flour and Oil baked right into the Crust! Gather 'round the good stuff kids go for and lose the spoon!" I don't know who corporate stooges are selling their dumb-downed pretentious food to these days, but I'm not buying. You shouldn't either. Support your local dining establishments.

Speaking of dining, everyone knows by now that I worked at a food chain known as Outback some time ago, but did you know that after eating there several times since, I've come to believe that it tastes the same as Chili's and Applebacks? Well, I think it does. Except that devilious cinnamon oblivion. What an evil deliciousness.

I have a friend who's name shall remain nameless other than Cobbler.

My glorious return to bloxxdom

Hello my internet peers. I haven't bloxxed in forhours ago, so here I'm am. I finished my demoreel twice this week and I think it's done. Again. So, I'm going to follow-up with some of these companies that I've applied to already in hopes that I have a job and don't have to go work in the Sonicare toothbrush mines answer techsupport phones about the toothbrush. That worries me. In other news, there is so much crap on tv right now. Here's my most hated ad catchphrases:

1. Gather 'round the good stuff.

This has to be the stupidest thing on tv right now. Search for Ad Report Card in google or MSN and you'll get a really funny article about the stupidness of this catchphrase. And who is that stupid old lady anyway?

2. I'm lovin' it.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. McDonalds no longer tries to pretend that people like their food, now they have to pretend that people just like McDonalds the organization. I'm lovin' it. Lovin' what, exactly?

3. Lose the spoon

The most hated catchphrase of all time. Lose the uncool spoons. They're holding back your rep.

4. Kitchen Fresh Chicken/Chicken Capital USA

What the crap is this crap? KFC, after trying to convince us that deep fat fried chicken is healthy, doesn't even include the abbreviation of their former name in their commercials anymore. Sightings of the Colonel are also equally rare.

What I'm saying here is that TV is so stupid. Don't watch tv for any reason other than Space Ghost, the occasional Simpsons, a few episodes of The Family Guy, Slubway, and that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, America's next top model. That show is T-Y-R-A Tyra! Sweetbees.